Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Oh no, Papa, not the cherries!

On Monday, life was the pits.

Papa pulled a sealed bag of cherries from my tote bag and ate them in the living room, her favorite place for her treasures. She tends to eat no-no food sloppily: while some dogs lick up every last crumb, Papa likes to leave a little something for you to clean up.

Some fruit can be toxic for dogs, so I thought I’d better check. Alas, cherries are on the list: the pits release cyanide when they're broken. The receptionist suggested I bring Papa in.

As she wrote "ate ten cherries" on the "reason for visit" line, she said, "I grew up with border collies. Aren't they great?" Um, yeah. Great.

Papa had a quick exam right away. Thalia, who had to do stuff like take Papa’s temperature in her bum, was very gentle and patient. On her way out, she said, “It’s nice you found another dog to give your love to.” She was very kind, just like she was last summer, when we had to put Ginger down.

Keith, who also helped me out last summer, accompanied me for Papa's adventure. This time, though, we were all pretty lighthearted. I think Papa liked having him there. In fact, doesn’t she look delighted to be hanging out with him in the cat room?

About an hour later, the vet came in. Papa seemed fine — and a couple of hours had passed since the cherry consumption — but the vet said she still wanted to induce vomiting. So she took Papa to another room. A little while later, she came back and said there were exactly ten cherry pits. Intact. Good girl, Papa!

Two hours and almost $200 later, I’m glad Papa was okay. But really, Papa, was all of that necessary?

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Good times in Tosa

Steve and Jennifer and I met for coffee at Alterra — in Wauwatosa, where we grew up. Granted, Alterra didn't exist the last time we saw each other, 20 years ago.

When Steve and I got back in touch, he sent me a link to our preschool art teacher’s blog. In her most recent post, "Scoops", she reminisces about Friday visits to Leon’s. I can’t think about frozen custard without getting sentimental about the Midwest — and vice versa. I’ll be going to L.A. later this week, and whenever I’m away from home for more than a couple of days, I feel nostalgic for stuff like that. Nevermind that I don’t eat frozen custard that often; I just like to know that I can. Yesterday, in anticipation of my six-day absence, I stopped at Culver’s for a chocolate cone. I felt full about halfway through, but I was driving and didn’t have anyplace to put the cone down, so I just finished it. Such is the nature of frozen custard.

Anyway, things have been crazy busy with tennis and a new freelance assignment, but I really enjoyed reconnecting with old friends (and favorite foods). Next on the agenda: Jennifer has promised we'll meet for drinks at Sluggo's. Somehow, I suspect that that will be a few months down the road....

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Oh no, Papa, not while we're tending the lawn.

A couple of weeks ago, my dad and I laid sod where Papa had destroyed the grass. (Though, I suppose she didn't do it alone. Last winter's heavy snow didn't help, either.)

My dad started digging, working around the parts of the lawn that I'd just mowed. His was a job made more difficult by frequent interruptions: Papa didn't have much success getting me to play with her, so instead she brought Dad her Frisbee. He'd say, "I can’t play with you!" Then she'd cry, and he'd throw the Frisbee. Over and over and over.

It was a hot day, so I brought her a bowl of ice water (and a Coke for Dad), which she sipped and then sat in. Good grief, Papa!

Here she is standing on our handiwork.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Oh no Papa, that's my personal space.

Papa can be a tad overzealous when expressing affection.

I don't have any photos of her stepping on my eyebrow (yesterday, when she tried to wake me up). Or of her chewing on my chin as I wipe her feet after a walk. But I did manage this one, back in winter: It was supposed to be a typical couch photo — of which I have many — but instead she tried to kiss me. Or maybe I was in her way.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Oh no, Patrick, it's just a bath.

Patrick, an adorable dachshund who belongs to my friends Sarah, Mike, and baby Danny, also dislikes baths. However, "he LOVES the cookies he gets afterward as a reward for not jumping out of the sink!" Aw, Patrick.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Oh no, Papa, it's just a bath.

Papa loves to play Frisbee, anytime. She is not fearful of rain (storms, yes; rain, no).

When it rains, she slides on the grass (well, what used to be grass and now is a patch of mud) to catch the flying disc. Her sliding and moonwalking whips mud onto her belly as well as her legs. So I have to bathe her.

She jumps in the tub willingly but cowers at the far end as I try to wash off the shampoo. All this while giving me Sad Eyes, which she also does when I trim her nails. At least she doesn't try to drink the bathwater — that's only when she's at my parents' house.

I'm hoping the rainy season is over.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Oh no, Papa! Do you have something against Outliers?

I came home Saturday night and found my library copy of Outliers on the kitchen floor.

To say Papa ransacked my tote bag would be an exaggeration: The Geography of Love, a memoir, was still inside, as were a couple of laminated signs from the Bead and Button Show.

So why Outliers, I wonder? Was this an act of literary aggression (as I suspect the bookmark incident might have been)? Or was it a request that I read the book as soon as possible so I can help cultivate her talent? I know, I know: either possibility is equally likely.

Papa, you practically have your own blog detailing your accomplishments. What more can I do?